What would you do if ….

What would you do if u were this lady?
Lady: Hi, good afternoon.

Radio Station: Good afternoon, what can we do for you?

Lady: Please, I’ll like to get two tickets for the Maroon5 LIVE show this weekend.

Radio Station: Well, you’ll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air & make them believe it.

Lady: That’s ok.

Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?

Lady: Yes, I have a son.
Radio Station: Good, you will call your husband & tell him he is not the father of ur son.

Lady: Wow, that’s a big one.

Radio Station: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it’s all prank.

Lady: Ok, let’s do this ’cause I really want the tickets.

Radio Station: Ok, where is he right now?
Lady: He’s at the office. His number is…

(Radio station calls the husband)

Lady: Hello Love!

Husband: Hi Baby!

Lady: How is work?

Husband: Good, can’t wait to get back home & make sweet love to you.

Lady: Me too! But em… there’s something I need to tell you.

Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear!

Lady: You know I love you?

Husband: Yes I do!

Lady: And we promised to always be sincere to each other?

Husband: Yes we did, you’re starting to scare me dear, please, what’s this all about?

Lady: Something happened in my office Nine years ago.

Husband: What happened?

Lady: The annual x-mas party we had in the office 9 yrs ago I got drunk & had sex with a co-worker… em, you are not the father of our son.

Husband: What!

Lady: I just felt you should know.

Husband: Are you crazy?

Lady: I’m sorry love, I just needed to get it off my chest.

Husband: I can’t believe this.

Lady: Am sorry love, please forgive me.

Husband: You want forgiveness? Ok you have to forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5yrs.

Radio Station: Oh God!

Lady: What did you just say?

Husband: You heard me, we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you?

Radio Station: Sir, this is a prank & you are on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on you so you guys can get tickets to go watch the Maroon5 Live Show this weekend.

Husband: Oh shit!

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