There is a raffle at ….

There is a raffle at the local Jewish Community Centre and prizes are being drawn.

“4th prize, which goes to Hymie, is a BMW Royce.”

Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.

“3rd prize, which goes to Jacob, is a BMW and a cheque for �20,000.”

Huge applause. Frank goes up to collect his keys and cheque and shake hands.

“2nd prize, which goes to Abe, is a piece of fruit cake!”

Ghastly silence. Abe goes up to the stage to the presenter.

“What do you mean, a piece of fruit cake? 4th prize was a BMW, 3rd prize was a BMW plus a cheque for �20,000, so what the hell do you mean a piece of fruit cake for the second prize?”

“Ah,” says the presenter, “This is special fruit cake. It`s made by the Rabbi`s wife”

“F**k the Rabbi`s wife” says Abe, hysterically.

“What? You want the 1st prize as well?” came the reply



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