The train was travel ….

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.

Santa peered over his paper and asked “Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?”

“Certainly not!” exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper.

A short while later Santa looked across again and said “Would you let me f**k you for ten thousand rupees?”

After a brief pause, the woman replied “yes, I suppose I would.”

Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked “Would you let me f**k you for Rs 20?”

“Certainly not!” replied the young woman, getting angry now “What kind of girl do you take me for?”

“We`ve already established that” replied Santa, “We`re just haggling over the price!”

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