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Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says “Stop that and put it away!”

Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk Santa starts laughing

“Okay, what`s so funny?” asks the cop.

“Fooled you.” says Santa, “I put it away, but I didn`t stop.”

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