Friendship is when you have had a huge fight, deciding once for all… ‘That’s it’, but then you decide to put aside your egos, hold hands & say, “I Need U…” Read more
Without a world, there are no friends;
But without friends there’s no world.
Thanks for being the world to me! Read more
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes… vaat ees yorr opeeniun? Read more
My life’s irony:
When I joke, people take it seriously;
And when I am serious, people take it as a joke! Read more
Q: What do the doctors do with the foreskin of a penis after the circumcision?
A: Sell them as chewing gum at the local gay bar. Read more
May Goddess Durga light up the path of your life and fill your heart with hope and your mind with beautiful dreams.
Wish you a blessed Durga Puja! Read more
You know what feels worse than a condom?
AIDS. Read more