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AppleWala:100 Rs K 12
GOLU:Kuch Kam Karo Na Plz
AppleWala: Accha Aap 100 Ka 10 Lelo
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A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”
So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”
The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She
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Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise,
Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye! Read more
Shadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Ek Din Patni Bazaar Jaane Ke Liye Tyar Ho Rahi Thi.
Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “Suniye, Ye Zara Piche Se Meri Br@ Ka Hook Laga Dijiye”
Pati Mood Mein Aate Hue Bola: “I Will Charge 4 Kisses”
Patni: “Rahne Do Ji, Main Pados Wale Sharma Ji Se Lagva Leti Hun, Wo Haath Dal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge“ Read more
Mohabbat Kee Hawa Jism Kee Dawa Ban Gayi;
Doori Aapki Meri Chahat Kee Saza Ban Gayi;
Kaise Bhulun Aapko Ek Pal Ke Liye;
Aapki Yaad Hamare Jeene Kee Wajah Ban Gayi! Read more
Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai 😛 😀 Read more
Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b
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