Girl: Do you like chocolates?
Girl: Which one is your favourite?
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk! Read more
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. Read more
What separates a great from an ordinary film can be described in one word. Detail.
~ Shekhar Kapur Read more
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera! Read more
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first! Read more
Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“ Read more
Jaate Hue Kehte Ho Qayamat Ko Milenge;
Kya Khoob Qayamat Ka Hai Goya Koi Din Aur!
Departing, you say, ‘We shall meet on Judgement Day’,
Marvellous! As if the day of judgement is some other day! Read more