Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday! Read more
Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more.
After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick.
After a couple of minutes of ‘fishing around,’ he finally said, “Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!” Read more
Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in “The Villages”, a Florida newspaper.
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty. 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the oce
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Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?”
“Yeah, sure thing,” replied his friend, “fire away.”
“Well,” said Santa, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?”
“It’s probably because of her speech impediment,” replied Banta.
“What do you mean her speech impediment?” inquired Santa, “My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!”
“Well,” replied Banta, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!” Read more
Most Emotional moment
Jab aap tenstion me ho aapka best friend
aap has ke baat kar rahe ho..
Aur baat karte karte wo kahe ‘chal ab ye
jhootha hasne ka drama band kar aur
bata baat kya hai udas kyu hai’
Tab lagta hai ke zindgi me ek hi kaam achha
wo sacha dost bana kar… Read more
In 1900, in France, winners got paintings instead of gold medals. Gold, silver and bronze medals weren’t given out until the third modern Olympics, in 1904. The French gave the winners paintings because they believed they were more valuable. Read more
Me: Papa pulsar le lu?
Dad: SHARMA JI KE BETE KO DEKHA? KABHI DEMAND NAHI KARTA.
Me: Bhaag ke shadi karli usne.. Demand karna sikhaya hi nhi..:-D Read more