Ek din imran hashami ….

Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug

le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..



Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??



Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur

beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..



Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich

kissing ka maje hi alag hai..




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4 men in a prison ce ….

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.


Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’


The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”


The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”


The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow”

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