“I`ve had it with my ….

“I`ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other. “I`m filing for an divorce.”

“Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?” asked his partner.
“I found her supply of birth control pills,” said the first.

“Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can`t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin.”

“It ain`t just that,” stormed Frank. “I had a vasectomy over five years ago.”

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