In a Nursery School ….

In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching.

On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples.

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today’s generation…!!!

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KID: Why some of your hairs are white, Dad?

DAD: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white…

KID: Now I understand why Grandpa’s all hairs are white…

Moral: Don’t be over smart with today’s kids!

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Child: Mummy why Gandhiji had no hair on his head?

Mummy: Because he spoke truth only.

Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hairs…

The moral remains the same!



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