Doctor: I have some ….

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?

Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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