Doctor: I have some ….

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.


Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.


Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.


Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?


Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.



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