Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai 😛 😀 Read more
Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b
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bas yahi sochke din kat jaata hai , aur raat aa jati hai ki
raat ko internet fast chalega .. Read more
Son: Purani films dekh raha hoon..
Dad: Kiski film hai
S: Sunny Loene ki
D: Kahan se seekha yeh sab..
S: IIN se.. Idea Internet network. Read more
A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote. Read more
Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.
Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?
Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.
Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?
Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??
Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??
Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.
Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?
Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.??? Read more
Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday! Read more