Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash? Read more
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
“Are you ok?” she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.
“It’s best I stay here,” he says.
“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !” Read more
Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”
Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”
Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”
Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“ Read more
“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”
Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
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Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar to learn
Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat
“Na Gila Karunga,
Na Shikwa Karunga…
Tum Salaamat Raho is duniya me ,
Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga.”
The Bengali Babu repeated:
“Na Geela Korega,
Na Sukha Korega….
Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me ,
Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega”
Gulzar fainted !!! Read more
“Kamariya Lollypop lagelu”
– Cheap Song
“Aaoge jab tum Saajna..Angna phool
BC Saajna k
aane se kaun se phool khilnge.. 😛 Read more
Dard Mein Is Dil Ko Tadapte Dekha;
Apne Samne Har Rishte Ko Bikharte Dekha;
Kitne Pyaar Se Sajai Thi Khwabon Kee Duniya;
Use Apni Aankon Ke Samne Ujadte Hue Dekha! Read more