Q: What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn’t come everythings fucked. Read more
Doctors have discovered that most single women can’t fart. Apparently, they don’t have an asshole until they get married to one. Read more
Not swinging one’s arms when you walk increases the effort of walking by 12%, the equivalent of walking 20% faster or carrying a 10 kg backpack. Read more
A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, “What is your name and address ?”
“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”
The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.
“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.” Read more
According to a study conducted by Harvard, atheists have a higher average IQ (119) than any other religious group of people. Read more
I know how much it hurts when your heart gets broken, but time will heal it.
~ Wizard of Waverly Place Read more
Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender. Read more