Santa and Banta are at work, digging a hole. Banta asks Santa other, “Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work?”
Santa said that he doesn`t know, so he goes up and asks him why.
The guy under the tree says, “Because I have intelligence.”
Santa says, “What`s that?”
So the guy under the tree stands up and says, “Punch me as hard as you can.”
Santa winds up and punches him, but the intelligent guy moves away and the digger punches the tree. His hand is now killing him.
Santa says, “Oh, I think I know what it is now.”
He goes back down to Banta.
Banta asks, ”
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Marwadi biwi ke sath naha raha tha.
Biwi ne saabun lagaya
Marwadi ka khada ho gaya??
Biwi gusse se
“Is ko chhota karo? Saabun abhi do hafte aur chalana he” Read more
Palat Ke Dekh Ek Bar Zalim,
Tamanna Hum Bi Rakhte Hai,
Husn Mana Tum Rakhti Ho To,
To Jawaani Hum Bi Rakhte Hain,
Agar Gehrai Tum Rakhti Ho To,
Lambaai Hum Bi Rakhte Hain! Read more
This guy goes to the doctor after being constipated for two weeks.
The doctor prescribes a heavy-duty laxative and tells him to take two when he gets home. The guy goes home to his fourth story apartment, pops two of the pills and lays down for a nap.
When he awakens he finds that the laxative is so powerful that he has relieved two weeks worth of blockage all over the bed as he slept. Totally disgusted the man toils over what to do with the mess and finally decides to bundle up the sheets and pitch them out the window.
About this time a wino comes walking along still hung-over from the night before and splat! The sheet lands Right
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3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai. Read more
Baba Saxidas Ne Apne Bhakto Ko Muh Dikhai Ki Asliyat Batate Hue Btaya
Suhaag Raat Aksar Dulhan Ko Dulha Ek Gift Deta Hai Muh Dikhai Ke Toar Se.
Ab Ise Muh Dikhai Kyun Kehte Hain? Asal Men Yeh To Chut Dikhai Honi Chahiye.
Kyuki Munh Dekh Ke To Shaadi Pakki Ki Thi.
Ye huyi na baba ki bakchodi 😀 Read more
I feel lazy when I’m not working. I learned all my business sense from my dad. He always believed in me, and I think the last thing he said to me before he passed away was, ‘I know you’re gonna be OK. I’m not worried about you’.
~ Kim Kardashian Read more