Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn’t that what you give daddy when his shit doesn’t get hard? Read more
Naraz Q hote ho
Chale jate hain teri mehfil se
Jahan Biryani aalu ki ho
Wahan hum ruka b ni krte Read more
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
~ Walt Disney Read more
I know that my unity with all people cannot be destroyed by national boundaries and government orders.
~ Leo Tolstoy Read more
Santa Ko Loose Motions Lage The, Doctor Ke Paas Jaake Bola
Santa: “Dr Saab, Patli Patli Tatti Aati Hai, Khane Ka Bhi Dil Nahi Karta”
Doctor Kagaz Pe Ek Dawayi Likh Ke Dete Hue Bola
Doctor: “Ye Dawayi Leke Kha Liyo, Moti Moti Tatti Aayegi, Jaise Marji Kaat Ke Kha Liyo“ 😛 Read more
People always make war when they say they love peace.
~ David Herbert Lawrence Read more