BRANDED WORLD: :v
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle &
suddenly saw a Crocodile and a Cheetah..
She screamed: :0
OH MY GOD.. LACOSTE and PUMA.!” Read more
Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me tha…
us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha:”beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudegakash tu meri madad kar pata..”
Bete ne wapas jawab diya:”papa aap khet mat khodna, mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai..
Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mila…
Bete ne fir baap ko likha:”papa yaha se me itni hi madad kar pauga,
Aap ab aalu uga dijiye… :p :O 😀 😀
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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.”
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.
She responded:”My first husband was a Sales Representqative who spent our entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, `It`s gonna be great!`
My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but
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Biwi: Sunoji, 1 hafta ho Gaya, aap chudai kyo nahi karte?
Husband: Tumhari behen ki shaadi hai’ na ?
Biwi: haa…to ?
Husband: Usko practice karwa raha hu Read more
Speaker: Now I invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi for his address to the nation.
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi
Sonia: She is asking you to address the nation and not our home address! Read more
Santa, Banta and their wives went out camping one weekend. Santa and Banta slept in one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Santa woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!”
Which woke Banta.
“What’s going on?” said Banta.
“I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my wife.” said Santa.
“How come?” said Banta.
“To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I’ve ever had in my life!” said Santa.
After a pause, Banta said, “Do you want me to come with you?”
“Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?” said Santa.<b
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The sheriff of a small town pulled over the Governor in his Porsche who was driving 85 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone.
The adventurous Governor behind the wheel was steaming mad when he was stopped.
When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, “I can’t believe you stopped me! I am the Governor of this state! This town must be the butthole of the world!”
The magistrate looked at him and replied, “And you must be what’s passing through.” Read more