Macchar Marna Hai To “GOOD
WARNA ALL-OUT To PAKISTAN BHI HO JATA HAI 😀 😀 Read more
‘(“3 Dost The” )’
Billu, Gullu, Ullu..
Billu : B.Sc Me pad raha hai..
Gullu : B.Com me pad raha hai..
Hamara Ullu ..: msg Padh raha hai.
‘Haa Haa Haa’
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ullu…
Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg market me purana ho jaayega… Read more
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee note in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes”.
Pappu: That’s right, Ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward. Read more
A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun.
Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.
All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.
“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed by being caught, said yes and apologized.
“Well,” he said, “I will have to write you a ticket.”
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LIC AGNT-Kya aapne lund ka beema krvaya,
AGNT-Agr aapka lund kam na kare to aapki wife ko wahi sewa hum denge.
SANTA-To aap meri biwi ki chut ka kar do! Read more
Ek 16 Saal Ki Ladki Apni Dadi Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Ladki: “Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?”
Dadi: “Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Bijli Nahi Hoti Thi Isliye, Raat Ko Kon Aaya Aur Kon Gaya Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Tha.”
Samajh Mein Aaya To Like To Banta Hai. 😛 Read more
Santa called on Flipkart’s helpdesk.
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey… which cash?
Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’? Read more