Monthly Archives: July 2016

A lady lost her hand ….

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee note in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes”.

Pappu: That’s right, Ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.

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A young dating coupl ….

A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun.

Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.

All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.

“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.

Being embarrassed by being caught, said yes and apologized.

“Well,” he said, “I will have to write you a ticket.”


continue ….

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Santa called on Flip ….

Santa called on Flipkart’s helpdesk.

Santa: Is it Flipkart?

Flipkart: Yes sir.

Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.

Flipkart: So what?

Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.

Flipkart: Hey… which cash?

Santa: Aren’t you that company who told in the advertisement ‘Cash on delivery is available’?

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