She: *Uploads a pic – Meet my dog
Boy1: Aww punu is zo cute.
Boy2: lulz bhut pyaala dogu hai !
Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote.
He : *Uploads a pic – Meet my dog
Boy1- Inme se kutta kon hai?
Boy2- tera bap mil gya aakhir
Boy3- hat sala bc mc mkc 😛 Read more
70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne Gaya Aur Pucha
Budha: “Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein S*x Style Kya Hona Chahiye?”
Dr: “Dogy Style”
Budha Confuse Hoke: “Aapka Matlab Piche Se?”
Dr: “Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur Chaatna“ Read more
Colgate: Dentists ki number 1 pasand
Pepsodent: Dentists ki number 1 pasand
Closeup: Dentists ki number 1 pasand
Ham Chutiye hain?? Read more
One morning while making breakfast, Santa walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning Santa woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother. Read more
Me watching TV alone.!!
Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi, Noodles, Ultratech
Cement, etc etc
Suddenly Parents enter.!!
Ads: Manforce Condms, Whisper Choice, Set
Wet very very sxy etc
etc :/ Read more
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn’t very bright.
So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Mike was approached with a propo
continue …. Read more
Meanwhile at the Hyundai Showroom !!!
Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna
Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ? Read more