Santa: It’s really bothering me that a girl at work has just got silicon implants.
Banta: What’s the problem?
Santa: I don’t know if I’m going to be able to look her in the eyes again. Read more
Your smile can be compared with flowers;
Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;
Your innocence can be compared with a baby;
But in foolishness, you have no comparison! Read more
Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.
Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.
Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mere pitaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi…
Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo… Read more
Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi! Read more
Banta: My wife is very courteous!
Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife.
Santa: Whenever she kicks me, she apologises. Read more