Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. Read more
Kahin Kaale-Gore lad rahe hai to kahin Hindu-Musalman..
Kahin Israel-Gaza to kahin India-Pakistan..
Pyaar to Bhenchod sirf Blue Flims me hi reh gaya hai.. Read more
Poor Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
“On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.”
Later that night, Mildred wa
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Every time I see a Maruti Omni van running on the road, I feel someone has been kidnapped 😀 #BollywoodLogic Read more
A woman made an appointment with her gynaecologist.
“What seems to be the problem?” asked the doctor.
“Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.”
The doctor had a look, chuckled and said, “Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the sticker’s off bananas”! Read more
Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say:
Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen! Read more
Khairat me mili khushi mujhe achchhi nhi lagti,
Sun le Aye Bewafa
Hum apne gamo me bhi jeete hai nawaabo ki tarah. Read more