Monthly Archives: March 2015

Tailor: neck kitni r ….

Tailor: neck kitni rakhni hai bahen ji ?

Ladki: itni deep rakho k ladke mere ball pe flat ho jay

Tailor: kamar ka nap kitna rakhu?

Ladki: itni fitting me karo ki ladko k muh se lar tapak jay

Tailor: hips ka nap kya rakhna hai bahen ji?

Ladki: itna tight rakho ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jay

Tailor: Bc ..dress silvane aai hai ki apni Gand marvane .

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A young woman was im ….

A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.

“Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed.”

“Well, thank you, ma’am. It’s 33 inches.”

“Wow, around?”

“No, ma’am. Through.”

“Well, then, sir. What about your waist?”

“It’s 28 inches.”


“No, ma’am. Through.”

“Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your manhood.”

“You see, ma’am. It’s 3 inches!”

“Wow,” said the woman. “Through?!”

“Oh, no

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A beautiful young gi ….

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She`s laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat.

The second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When a third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”<b

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