Who Sang This Song?
Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai!
Answer: An erect ‘Lauda’! Read more
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.
~ James Openheim Read more
To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confident; it is to have a soul mate for life.
~ Victoria Secunda Read more
A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.
The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”, and walked away.
The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.
The poor man said, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”.
On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.
The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.
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Salman Khan is vrgin because He fell in love
with Alok Nath’s daughter in his first movie as a
hero. 😛 😀 Read more
Three housewives were walking in a park. They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.
Doctor’s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies.
Lawyer’s Wife: No, this is a pure attempt of rape; and the dog should b hanged.
Major’s Wife: Seems like the dog has returned home after 6 months! Read more
Iss Se Pehle Ki
Iss Se Pehle Ki Bewafa Ho Jayein;
Kyon Na Ai Dost Hum Judaa Ho Jayein;
Tu Bhi Heere Se Ban Geya Patthar;
Hum Bhi Kal Jaane Kya Se Kya Ho Jayein;
Hum Bhi Majboorion Ka Uzar Karein;
Phir Kahin Aur Mubtala Ho Jayein;
Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse;
Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein;
Bandagi Hum Ne Chhod Di Hai ‘Faraz’;
Kya Karein Jab Log Khuda Ho Jayein! Read more