Monthly Archives: November 2014

Santa and Banta meet ….

Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, “How have things been going?”

Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, “I wa.aa..sss mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd”

Banta says in amazement, “Hey; you don`t stutter any more.”

Santa, ”, I ww..e..nn..ttt to a ddd.o.c.ttt.o.rrr. aa.n.ddd t.oo.l.dd mm.e t.h.aa.ttt i.ff I s.pp.e.a.kkk.. s.ll.o.w.ll.yyy I w.i.llll sss.t.u.t.t.e.rrr

Banta congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

Ww.e.lll mm..y fff.i..a.n.c.eee a.n.dd I ww.e.r.e ss.i.

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A father and his thr ….

A father and his three beautiful blonde daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own business and ignored the girls.
While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and says,
“If you don`t do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry.”
Fearing for his life, he did it with her. Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too

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Santa, who had been ….

Santa, who had been away on an official trip in a small town, got a message from his company that his trip has been prolonged for an extra month.

He was already getting bored with the town. It seemed as if they rolled up the streets and turned out the lights by ten o’clock and over the course of the extra month he was getting very homesick. Finally, he gave in to temptation and visited the local brothel on the outskirts of town.

He entered and handed the madam thousand rupees and requested, “Can you give me the worst performing, most lethargic, disinterested whore in the house.”

The madam says, “Well yes, but for this kind of money,

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After a particularly ….

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”

“Yes,” the golfer responded.

“Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?”

“Yes, I did. How did you know?” he asked.

“Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck c

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