Teacher to his Pathan student, “Who is a murderer?”
Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?
Pathan: An orphan! Read more
Santa: `Stop it! Stop it! Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down?
Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake.` Read more
Toilets are a great place to think,
No wonder they are called “Sochalayas” Read more
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu:
Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label! Read more
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl’s dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION. Read more
At a party Guy : This is Harbhajan Mann, Gurdas Maan, Babbu Maan, Sherry Maan
Himesh Reshammiya : Kitne Armaan MAAN MAAN MAAN MAAN Read more
Teacher: Start Computer.
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer? Read more