Wife: Tum toh mujhe shaadi ke pehle se jaante the, kya main badal gayi hoon?
Hubby: Shaadi ke pehle you were a real ‘Chick’… but now you are always “Chick Chick Chick”! Read more
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.
Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja. Read more
A woman suddenly wakes up at the dead of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
Alarmed, she puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table – with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears in deep thought, just staring at the wall…
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
“What’s the matter dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee, and solemnly says: “Do you remember 25 years ago, when we were dating, and you w
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Call from a bank….
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.
Smart reply by the my wife
” No thanks “.
I have husband…
1. With no lifetime charges
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and the most important is
4. No repayment forever.
Line cut without a word😜😄😜😄 Read more
Jimmy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…
“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!” Read more
Doctor: I would advise you, Madam, to take frequent baths, plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas; and afterwards to the mountains and to buy some new light gowns at once! Read more
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous…or what?”
“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them. Read more