Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash? Read more
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option. Read more
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it! Read more
Santa: I’ve got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first! Read more
Doctor: You’ll live to be 70.
Patient: I am 70.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you? Read more
There’s nothing like inner beauty. If you’re ugly, you’re ugly. That’s it! Read more
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. Read more