Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash? Read more
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
“Are you ok?” she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.
“It’s best I stay here,” he says.
“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !” Read more
There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life!!!!!!!!
The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of br
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This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option. Read more
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it! Read more
He: you are funnier than me. 😀
Moral: Don’t even try to be funny in front of a girl. :/ Read more
Santa: I’ve got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first! Read more