Category Archives: Jokes

A man walking on the ….

A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.

“For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie.

“But there`s a catch,” the genie continued. “For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for.”

First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. “Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris,” said the genie.

“What is your next wish?”

“I could really use a million dollars.” replied the man, and POOF!

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A man spent a weeken ….

A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000.


He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.


The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.


He screamed at the professor, “You

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During my medical ex ….

During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”


Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”


“No,” I replied, “just a shitty golfer!

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