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During my medical ex ….

During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”


Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”


“No,” I replied, “just a shitty golfer!

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Little Noah came int ….

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.
“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”



“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”



“What happened?”



“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”



“How about you?”



“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!”

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