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During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“No,” I replied, “just a shitty golfer!
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There’s nothing like inner beauty. If you’re ugly, you’re ugly. That’s it! Read more
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth…
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera! Read more
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first! Read more
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.
“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!” Read more