Category Archives: Jokes

I sent a msg to a gi ….

I sent a msg to a girl..

Would u like to b my fb frnd?

She replied Yes

but a few days later..

She: do u know gud english?

I interact only in english…

Me: yeah!

She: do u know what is frndship.?

I was very angry, so

i replied

– frndship is an interpersonal and

immediate understanding of

interactional ways of peculiaristic and

democratically undefined methods of

controlling emotional hyperbolic

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This guy was having ….

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment.

“Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.”

“I had the same thing man,” his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes.”

“That’s it?” the guy asked. “I’ll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents.”

About a week later the guy gets a call.

“How’s it going with the mice, buddy?”

“Not so good, dude.”

“What’s the problem?” his friend asks.

“To be honest, I’m having a lot of trouble holding t

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A young lady came ho ….

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.

She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”

“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.

“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”

Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

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