Category Archives: Hindi Jokes

Ek din imran hashami ….

Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug

le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..



Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??



Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur

beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..



Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich

kissing ka maje hi alag hai..




continue ….

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Ladki ne boyfriend k ….

Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate K ….

Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) ๐Ÿ˜›

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