Category Archives: Hindi Jokes

Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate K ….

Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) 😛

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Cheetah cigarette ka ….

Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.


Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Hathi bhi sath chal diya.


Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.


Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.


Hathi bola: “Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?”


Sher Bola: ”

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