Category Archives: Hindi Jokes

Lady: Sir main lut g ….

Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.



Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?



Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.



Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?



Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??



Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??



Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.



Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?



Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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Ek din imran hashami ….

Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug

le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..



Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??



Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur

beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..



Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich

kissing ka maje hi alag hai..




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