Category Archives: Hindi Jokes

Cheetah cigarette ka ….

Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.


Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, “Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai.”


Hathi bhi sath chal diya.


Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.


Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.


Hathi bola: “Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?”


Sher Bola: ”

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Chudail ne 60 saal k ….

Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki

1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.



Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..



chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .



Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??



Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !



Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia



Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

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Define girl… . . ….

Define girl…

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.

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The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ ­straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracele

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