Category Archives: Hindi

Lady: Sir main lut g ….

Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.



Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?



Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.



Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?



Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??



Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??



Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.



Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?



Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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Once, a Bengali Babu ….

Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar to learn

Shayari..

Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat

after him:

“Na Gila Karunga,

Na Shikwa Karunga…

Tum Salaamat Raho is duniya me ,

Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga.”

The Bengali Babu repeated:

“Na Geela Korega,

Na Sukha Korega….

Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me ,

Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega”

Gulzar fainted !!!

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