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Once, a Bengali Babu ….

Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar to learn

Shayari..

Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat

after him:

“Na Gila Karunga,

Na Shikwa Karunga…

Tum Salaamat Raho is duniya me ,

Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga.”

The Bengali Babu repeated:

“Na Geela Korega,

Na Sukha Korega….

Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me ,

Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega”

Gulzar fainted !!!

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Ek din imran hashami ….

Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug

le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..



Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??



Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..

Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..

Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur

beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,



“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”



Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..



Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich

kissing ka maje hi alag hai..




continue ….

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Ladki ne boyfriend k ….

Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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