Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual. Read more
Santa: Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife yet?
Banta: What are you saying? I would never even think about such things.
Santa: Well, you might want to. She is much better than yours. Read more
1st Girl: What’s the spelling of PENIS?
2nd Girl: Oh My God! It is so easy. But exactly Yaad Nahi Aa Raha… Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Mere Munh Mein Tha! Read more
Pappu catches his parents having sex and asks, “What are you doing?”
Santa: Making a brother or may be a sister for you.
Pappu: Try doggy style. I want a puppy! Read more
Q: What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn’t come everythings fucked. Read more
Doctors have discovered that most single women can’t fart. Apparently, they don’t have an asshole until they get married to one. Read more
Roses are nice, Violets are fine;
I’ll be the 6, if you be the 9! Read more