Category Archives: Adult Jokes

One day this guy not ….

One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more.

Walking to the front door of Banta’s house, he knocked and waited. Banta opened the door.

“Excuse me,” he stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is.”

“Yeah? So?” Banta replied.

“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her brea

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Two lesbians are wal ….

Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.

1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!

2nd: Uhmm, yummy!

1st: Look at her breasts!

2nd: Uhmm

1st: Look at her legs!

2nd: Uhmm

1st: What is this all “Uhmm, uhmm”? Can you say something else?

2nd writes on a piece of paper: “I can’t, my tongue got hard.”

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A man comes home fro ….

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber.

The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.”

So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.

The husband with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?”

The woman gets up and enters the man`s bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once aga

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A young swimmer from ….

A young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she`s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.

After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She`s really pleased to have met this guy.

At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the

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