Category Archives: Adult Jokes

The newly-married da ….

The newly-married daughter-in-law demurely told her mother-in-law, “Mum! I want to know about the customs here.”

The mother-in-law said, “Yes Yes, go ahead!”

“How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?” the daughter-in-law enquired.

“Why ? after nine months,” told the mother-in-law, struck by her daughter-in-law`s innocence.

“But,” declared the daughter-in-law, “At my father`s place, they do it after six months, and for the first time, I shall follow their custom.”

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Pappu walked into cl ….

Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.


Teacher: What’s wrong?


Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”


Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.


The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.


Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?


Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m

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10. He can open you ….

10. He can open your blouse by himself.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”

1. Beard abrasions on areola.

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A hotel holds three ….

A hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the three grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of night-caps.


One questions the other two, “Look it’s our wedding night and I was wondering how many times are we expected to… um… you know…. do it!”


The other two look blankly at him, then they all delve into a conversation about whether the usual once is enough, or should they go for twice, as its a special occasion! Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they’ll discuss what went on.


Suddenly one of

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