One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn’t have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.
The clerk asked, “Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?”
He said, “Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked wi
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4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’
The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”
The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”
The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow” Read more
The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! Read more
Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, “May I buy you a drink?”
“Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”
A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?”
“Okay, but it still won’t do you any good.”
Banta invites her up to his apartment and she replies, “Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”
They get to his apartment and Banta says, “You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.”
She says, “Oh, that’s different. Send her in.” Read more
On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read,
`Goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!
The groom not be left behind instantly writes back,
`Guarantee voids if seal is broken`. Read more
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!” Read more
Alicia was married to a male chauvinist(patriotic). They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work.
But one evening Alicia arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers.
She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. It turned out that Tom, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren`t so tired from having to do all the housework in ad
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