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Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi H ….

Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.

Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?”

Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Tha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”

Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai. Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.

Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”

Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“ 😀

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Client to bank manag ….

Client to bank manager: “sirji ek laura financekarana tha. laure pe interest kya chal raha hai.”


*After taking delivery.*


Wife ne laura ki arti utari. aur phir pura parivar laure pe baitH ke icecream khaane gaya.


Malkin to driver: “Driver laura nikalo.”


driver to malik- “sahab laura dho doon.”


And last but not not the least…..


Neighbours :- “Bete ki baraat to sharma ji ke laure pe nikalunga. kyu sharmaji! Aapko koi takleef to nahi hogi !!!!!?????????????????????????”

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