Category Archives: Adult

“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho ….

“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”

Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”

Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.

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One day, a painter f ….

One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.

When he arrived, they didn’t have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.

A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.

The clerk asked, “Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?”

He said, “Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked wi

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4 men in a prison ce ….

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.

Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’

The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”

The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”

The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow”

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