Pappu ped se gira or uski gand phat gyi…
Hospital mein Nurse taankay lagane ayi or poocha: kitni khuli rakhun ?
Pappu Dard se taraptay huey:
“G Jitni apki hey.”
Nurse 3 inch aur phaarh k chali gyi…
Gand phatti ho to b soch smajh k bolna chahiay, Read more
KAMAAL KA SAWAAL:
Teacher: Bataao Khet Me Tatti Kartey
Waqt Pehle Susu Kyu Aata Hai ??
Student: Taaki Paad Maartey Waqt
Mitti Na Uddey….!! Read more
This 70 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”
She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 70 year-old ass?”
She says, “Well, your name never came up.” Read more
The newly-married daughter-in-law demurely told her mother-in-law, “Mum! I want to know about the customs here.”
The mother-in-law said, “Yes Yes, go ahead!”
“How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?” the daughter-in-law enquired.
“Why ? after nine months,” told the mother-in-law, struck by her daughter-in-law`s innocence.
“But,” declared the daughter-in-law, “At my father`s place, they do it after six months, and for the first time, I shall follow their custom.” Read more
Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.
Teacher: What’s wrong?
Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.
The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?
Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m
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A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Read more
Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“ Read more