If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Read more
She: Tum clean shave me acche lagte ho 🙂
Me: tum bhi :v
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Joke from China:
What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
Lee Hui Read more
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse? Read more
Jeans: Keeping erections concealed since 1873! Read more
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”
“Perfectly,” replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed…three minutes pass…seven minutes pass…and Judy was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. Sh
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Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Chudai Kar Rahe The.
Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”
Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola
Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”
Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“ Read more