Category Archives: Adult

A hotel holds three ….

A hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the three grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of night-caps.


One questions the other two, “Look it’s our wedding night and I was wondering how many times are we expected to… um… you know…. do it!”


The other two look blankly at him, then they all delve into a conversation about whether the usual once is enough, or should they go for twice, as its a special occasion! Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they’ll discuss what went on.


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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ….

Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.


Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?


Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waLi ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.


Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?


Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.


Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?


Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…

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Banta comes home une ….

Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and starts crying

Banta: “Bete Kukoo, kya hua?” {Son, what happened?}

Kukoo: {points to the Bedroom} “waaaaaaaa dadddy…… padose wale Uncle” {the neighbor}

Banta frantically knocks on the door. Mrs Banta opens the door {in a state of near undress}. Smelling a rat, Banta starts searching the room. He looks under the bed, in the closet, in the bathroom….and finds his neighbour standing behind the curtains STARK NAKED.

Banta: {Slapping Neighbour} Saale

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Banta enters a bank ….

Banta enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.


“What kind of business do you want to start?” asks the bank manager.


“I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women’s vagina and it makes it taste like a peach.”


“I don’t think we can give you a loan,” was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a suitcase filled with money.


The same bank manager came up to him and asked, “Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off.”


“Nah, that didn’t go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder.”


“Really,” repli

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One day a young man ….

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of the sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs, the bee entered her vagina. The woman started
screaming, “Oh my God, help me, there s a bee in my vagina!”


The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit me, sir.”


The husband, being very concerned, agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife s vagina. The doctor said, “Okay, what I m gonna do is r

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