Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”
Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”
Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”
Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“ Read more
“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”
Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
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One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.
When he arrived, they didn’t have any painters available, but they did have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters, but instead he asked for the gynecologist again.
The clerk asked, “Why do you want a gynecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?”
He said, “Two weeks ago when I hired the gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked wi
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Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.
Dost: Fer ki Hoya?
Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. Read more
Ladki wo chahiye..jo khana bana sake!
Chutiya to aaj kal har koi bana leti hai! Read more
4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’
The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”
The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”
The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow” Read more
The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! Read more