Author Archives: NamoBhakt

Banta met this girl ….

Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, “May I buy you a drink?”

“Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”

A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?”

“Okay, but it still won’t do you any good.”

Banta invites her up to his apartment and she replies, “Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”

They get to his apartment and Banta says, “You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.”

She says, “Oh, that’s different. Send her in.”

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A bartender is getti ….

A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.


“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”


“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”


The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over.


The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a blow job!”


“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”


The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.<br

continue ….

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