Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
1st: Look at her breasts!
1st: Look at her legs!
1st: What is this all “Uhmm, uhmm”? Can you say something else?
2nd writes on a piece of paper: “I can’t, my tongue got hard.” Read more
Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.
Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?”
Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Tha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”
Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai. Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.
Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”
Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“ 😀 Read more
Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment! Read more
Santa: I’m in a big trouble!
Banta: Why is that?
Santa: I saw a mouse in my house!
Banta: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Santa: I don’t have one.
Banta: Well then, buy one.
Santa: Can’t afford one.
Banta: I can give you mine if you want.
Santa: That sounds good.
Banta: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Santa: I don’t have any cheese.
Banta: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it
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I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk,
He said, “Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!” Read more
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Bechra Ache Tarike Se Chudai Nahi Kar Paaya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“ Read more
A young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she`s inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.
After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She`s really pleased to have met this guy.
At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the
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