Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha,
Banta: “Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti”
Santa: “Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon“ Read more
Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, “May I buy you a drink?”
“Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”
A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?”
“Okay, but it still won’t do you any good.”
Banta invites her up to his apartment and she replies, “Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”
They get to his apartment and Banta says, “You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.”
She says, “Oh, that’s different. Send her in.” Read more
The secret to a long lasting relationship is two people:
Being together and seeing the future together!
Have a nice day, Good Morning !! Read more
A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.
“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”
“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”
The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over.
The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a blow job!”
“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”
The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.<br
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The bad news: Nothing lasts forever!
The good news: Nothing lasts forever! Read more
A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000.
He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.
The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.
He screamed at the professor, “You
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This 70 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”
She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 70 year-old ass?”
She says, “Well, your name never came up.” Read more