KAMAAL KA SAWAAL:
Teacher: Bataao Khet Me Tatti Kartey
Waqt Pehle Susu Kyu Aata Hai ??
Student: Taaki Paad Maartey Waqt
Mitti Na Uddey….!! Read more
Looks like you have a lot on your mind.
Do you wanna drink about it! Read more
Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“ Read more
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.
“Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your
grandma and I were young, music saved my life.”
“Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The
dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked
it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining
room table and floated out safely.”
“How about you?”
“Me? I accompanied her on the piano!” Read more
Jandi Jandi Har Raaz Apne Naal Le Gayi;
Jandi Jandi Di Chupi Sanu Kuch Keh Gayi;
Keh Gayi Dil Todna Sadi Majboori Nahi Sadi Aadat Ae;
Teri Eho Aadat Sadi Jaan Kad Ke Le Gayi! Read more
Boy’s story :
Koi keh do Us Ladki se Jakar.. Usne
ek or Pic fb Pe Upload ki to Mujhe
usse Pyar ho Jaega <3
**(Untill and Unless U don’t
comment on her pic and die with
unlimited notifications)** 😛 Read more
Johnny: Dad, where did I come from to this life?
Father: You were brought by a stork.
Johnny: That’s strange, you have such a pretty wife, but nevertheless you’re screwing a stork! Read more