A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!”
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?” Read more
Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday! Read more
Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”
Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”
Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”
Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“ Read more
Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar to learn
Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat
“Na Gila Karunga,
Na Shikwa Karunga…
Tum Salaamat Raho is duniya me ,
Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga.”
The Bengali Babu repeated:
“Na Geela Korega,
Na Sukha Korega….
Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me ,
Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega”
Gulzar fainted !!! Read more
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option. Read more
Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug
le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha..
Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai.. Baat kya hai.. ??
Imran:” Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main..
Nadi kinaare genliya mili, Usko Nadi paar karni thi..
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur
beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha,
“YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..”
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha..
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich
kissing ka maje hi alag hai..
continue …. Read more
On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read,
`Goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!
The groom not be left behind instantly writes back,
`Guarantee voids if seal is broken`. Read more