Santa called his son, “Pappu, if you don’t stop playing that trumpet, I think I’ll go crazy”.
Pappu replied cheekily, “I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!” Read more
Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Chudai Kar Rahe The.
Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”
Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola
Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”
Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“ Read more
Shadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Ek Din Patni Bazaar Jaane Ke Liye Tyar Ho Rahi Thi.
Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “Suniye, Ye Zara Piche Se Meri Br@ Ka Hook Laga Dijiye”
Pati Mood Mein Aate Hue Bola: “I Will Charge 4 Kisses”
Patni: “Rahne Do Ji, Main Pados Wale Sharma Ji Se Lagva Leti Hun, Wo Haath Dal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge“ Read more
A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote. Read more
Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?”
“Yeah, sure thing,” replied his friend, “fire away.”
“Well,” said Santa, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?”
“It’s probably because of her speech impediment,” replied Banta.
“What do you mean her speech impediment?” inquired Santa, “My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!”
“Well,” replied Banta, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!” Read more
In 1900, in France, winners got paintings instead of gold medals. Gold, silver and bronze medals weren’t given out until the third modern Olympics, in 1904. The French gave the winners paintings because they believed they were more valuable. Read more
It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. Read more