A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote. Read more
Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, “If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?”
“Yeah, sure thing,” replied his friend, “fire away.”
“Well,” said Santa, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?”
“It’s probably because of her speech impediment,” replied Banta.
“What do you mean her speech impediment?” inquired Santa, “My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!”
“Well,” replied Banta, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!” Read more
In 1900, in France, winners got paintings instead of gold medals. Gold, silver and bronze medals weren’t given out until the third modern Olympics, in 1904. The French gave the winners paintings because they believed they were more valuable. Read more
It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. Read more
“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”
Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
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“Kamariya Lollypop lagelu”
– Cheap Song
“Aaoge jab tum Saajna..Angna phool
BC Saajna k
aane se kaun se phool khilnge.. 😛 Read more
“Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se
hone ka samay aa gaya hai”
“Par kyun biggboss?”
“Kuch nahi; bass yuhi” :v 😀 😛 Read more