“Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se
hone ka samay aa gaya hai”
“Par kyun biggboss?”
“Kuch nahi; bass yuhi” :v 😀 😛 Read more
Jaate Hue Kehte Ho Qayamat Ko Milenge;
Kya Khoob Qayamat Ka Hai Goya Koi Din Aur!
Departing, you say, ‘We shall meet on Judgement Day’,
Marvellous! As if the day of judgement is some other day! Read more
The most obese place in the world is Kosrae Island, Micronesia where 85% of the population is obese. Read more
Air Hostess came out of Pilot’s Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it’s called COCK- PIT Read more
Hamari Tarap To Kuch Bhi Nhi
uske dEDar k lye
Suna Hai Us K Deedar Ko Aainay
Tarasty Hain….!! 🙁 Read more
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki
Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath
aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti
Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai, Aapki
Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi 😛 Read more
Banta enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.
“What kind of business do you want to start?” asks the bank manager.
“I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women’s vagina and it makes it taste like a peach.”
“I don’t think we can give you a loan,” was the reply so the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a suitcase filled with money.
The same bank manager came up to him and asked, “Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off.”
“Nah, that didn’t go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder.”
continue …. Read more