Author Archives: Kaviraj

A man frantically ca ….

A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor.

“Please come quick I’m having an arguement with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the hotel window.”

The hotel manager replies, “Sir I’m afraid that’s a domestic matter and the hotel and it’s staff are obligated to not interfere.”

The husband responds, “Like hell it’s a domestic matter! This damn window won’t open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem.”

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Saas Apne Teeno Dama ….

Saas Apne Teeno Damado Ka Pyar Janane Ke Liye Dariya Mein Kud Gayi,

Ek Damad Ne Bachaya To Saas Ne Usko Maruti Car Gift Mein Di,

Dusre Din Phir Kud Gayi, Dusre Damad Ne Bachaya To Usko Motorcycle Di,

Teesre Din Fir Kud Gayi To Teesre Damad Ne Socha Ki Sirf Cycle Milegi Iss Liye Bachaya Nahi,

Agle Din Usko Mercedes Mili Jo Uske Sasur Ne Gift Di.

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Lady: Sir main lut g ….

Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.

Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?

Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.

Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?

Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??

Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??

Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.

Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?

Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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An Illinois man left ….

An Illinois man left the snow filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.

His wife was on a trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his motel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher`s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, she let out a piercing scream, and fell to the
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