Santa (reading from book of facts):
“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”
Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash? Read more
Santa: I’ve got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first! Read more
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!” Read more
Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay
Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay Ka Sabab Hai Koi;
Aankh Kehti Hai Tere Dil Mein Talab Hai Koi;
Aanch Aati Hai Tere Jism Ki Uryaani Se;
Pairhan Hai Ke Sulagti Howi Shab Hai Koi;
Hosh Uraanay Lageen Phir Chaand Ki Thandi Kirnain;
Teri Basti Mein Hun Ya Khwaab-e-Tarb Hai Koi;
Geet Banti Hai Tere Sheher Ki Bharpoor Hawa;
Ajnabi Mein Hee Nahi Tu Bhee Ajab Hai Koi;
Lye Jaati Hain Kisi Dehaan Ki Lehrain ‘Nasir’;
Door Tak Silsila Taak-e-Tarb Hai Koi! Read more
Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.
Teacher: What’s wrong?
Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.
The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?
Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m
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Some people think that Whatsapp DP is an underwear that you should change it daily! Read more
During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
“No,” I replied, “just a shitty golfer!
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