Author Archives: Kaviraj

Lady: Sir main lut g ….

Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.

Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?

Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.

Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?

Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??

Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??

Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.

Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?

Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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An Illinois man left ….

An Illinois man left the snow filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.

His wife was on a trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his motel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher`s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, she let out a piercing scream, and fell to the
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A woman goes to her ….

A woman goes to her boyfriends’ parents’ house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and sa

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A man on a business ….

A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were. So, on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck.

He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner.

He approached her and asked her if she is working tonight and sure enough she said, “Meet me in room 804 across the street.”

He was in luck. She was a knockout. They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed.

She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said, “How much for a hand job?”

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