Author Archives: Kaviraj

A little boy goes to ….

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”

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Teri Zulfon Ke Bikha ….

Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay

Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay Ka Sabab Hai Koi;

Aankh Kehti Hai Tere Dil Mein Talab Hai Koi;

Aanch Aati Hai Tere Jism Ki Uryaani Se;

Pairhan Hai Ke Sulagti Howi Shab Hai Koi;

Hosh Uraanay Lageen Phir Chaand Ki Thandi Kirnain;

Teri Basti Mein Hun Ya Khwaab-e-Tarb Hai Koi;

Geet Banti Hai Tere Sheher Ki Bharpoor Hawa;

Ajnabi Mein Hee Nahi Tu Bhee Ajab Hai Koi;

Lye Jaati Hain Kisi Dehaan Ki Lehrain ‘Nasir’;

Door Tak Silsila Taak-e-Tarb Hai Koi!

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Pappu walked into cl ….

Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.

Teacher: What’s wrong?

Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”

Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.

The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?

Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m

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During my medical ex ….

During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“No,” I replied, “just a shitty golfer!

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