Author Archives: Froopy

4 men in a prison ce ….

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.


Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’


The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”


The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”


The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow”

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Ladki ne boyfriend k ….

Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate K ….

Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) 😛

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