Author Archives: Froopy

Don was looking for ….

Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.


Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more.


After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.


On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick.


After a couple of minutes of ‘fishing around,’ he finally said, “Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!”

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A blonde gets a job ….

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.


She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.


“Are you ok?” she asks.


“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.


“It’s best I stay here,” he says.


“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.


The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !”

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4 men in a prison ce ….

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.


Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’


The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”


The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”


The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow”

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