4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’
The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”
The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”
The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow” Read more
The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! Read more
Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.
Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.
Bachcha: Aap ka naam?
Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.
Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.
Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p Read more
Girl 1: Aj mai ek ladke ke pyar me Dusri Nazar me hi pad gai.
Girl 2: Dusri Nazar??? Aisa to pehle kabi suna nai
Girl 1: Ha wo Pehli nazar me road cross karra tha… Dusri nazar me wo apni Audi me baitha. Read more
Doctor: You’ll live to be 70.
Patient: I am 70.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you? Read more
Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati
1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)
2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)
3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)
4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna
Thodi Na Hain)
5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani
Main ) 😛 Read more
Girl: Do you like chocolates?
Girl: Which one is your favourite?
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk! Read more