Author Archives: Froopy

A blonde gets a job ….

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

“Are you ok?” she asks.

“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.

“It’s best I stay here,” he says.

“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !”

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4 men in a prison ce ….

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.

Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’

The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”

The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”

The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow”

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Ladki ne boyfriend k ….

Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bachcha: Aap ka naam?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai.

Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi.

Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to”jugaad”likha hua hai…. :p

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