Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai 😛 😀 Read more
Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more.
After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick.
After a couple of minutes of ‘fishing around,’ he finally said, “Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!” Read more
I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U! Read more
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
“Are you ok?” she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.
“It’s best I stay here,” he says.
“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !” Read more
Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.
Dost: Fer ki Hoya?
Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. Read more
4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’
The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”
The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”
The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow” Read more
The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling! Read more