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10. He can open you ….

10. He can open your blouse by himself.

9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.

8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.

7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.

6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.

5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.

4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.

3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.

2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”

1. Beard abrasions on areola.

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One day this guy not ….

One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more.

Walking to the front door of Banta’s house, he knocked and waited. Banta opened the door.

“Excuse me,” he stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is.”

“Yeah? So?” Banta replied.

“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her brea

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