Girl: Do you like chocolates?
Girl: Which one is your favourite?
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk! Read more
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first! Read more
10. He can open your blouse by himself.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.”
1. Beard abrasions on areola. Read more
An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: It’s Capital Gain arising out of previous investment! Read more
Santa Banta Park Mein Sair Kar Rahe The, Ek Premi Jode Ko Pyar Karte Dekh Banta Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Banta: “Vasna, Pyar Aur Shadi In Teenon Mein Kya Antar Hai?”
Santa: “Sirf Panty Ka Antar Hai”
Banta: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “Vasna Mein Panty Ko Fadte Hai, Pyar Mein Utarte Hai Aur Shadi Mein Dhote Hai“ Read more
One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more.
Walking to the front door of Banta’s house, he knocked and waited. Banta opened the door.
“Excuse me,” he stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is.”
“Yeah? So?” Banta replied.
“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her brea
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Apni Bebasi Par Aaj Mujhe Rona Sa Aaya,
Doosro Ko Nahi Maine Apno Ko Azmaaya,
Har Dost Ki Tanhaayi Door Ki Akela Maine,
Lekin Khud Ko Har Mor Par Maine,
Tanha Hi Bas Tanha Paya !! Read more