Interviewer: What’s your strength?
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What’s your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again! Read more
Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan, South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs.
The first says, “Let`s watch the registration table to see if there`s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, “Fan Zhiyi. China. Shotput.”
He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant.
The attendant says, “Very good, Mr. Fan Zhiyi. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information.”
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree saplin
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Love is like a game of Chess… One wrong move, and you are married! Read more
Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.
Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha
“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”
Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai 😛 😀 Read more
Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more.
After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find his dick.
After a couple of minutes of ‘fishing around,’ he finally said, “Look, it’s ok. She’s not here!” Read more
I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U! Read more
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
“Are you ok?” she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.
“It’s best I stay here,” he says.
“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !” Read more