An old farmer comes ….

An old farmer comes running across the field screaming. The farmer`s wife was at the kitchen window wondering what the hell?

He rushed in the house and says, “Ma, get in bed! I got a hard on!”

She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. To late…its gone.

“Next time I come a screamin` Ma, you be in the bed ready. Ya hear?”

2 months later here he comes screaming across the field. She sighs and gets in bed.

He rushed in and says, “Ma, you damn sex maniac get out of bed…the barns on fire!”

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