A man frantically ca ….

A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor.


“Please come quick I’m having an arguement with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the hotel window.”


The hotel manager replies, “Sir I’m afraid that’s a domestic matter and the hotel and it’s staff are obligated to not interfere.”


The husband responds, “Like hell it’s a domestic matter! This damn window won’t open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem.”

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A couple was having ….

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.


He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!”


The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

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Three guys were tryi ….

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan, South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs.

The first says, “Let`s watch the registration table to see if there`s a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in.”Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, “Fan Zhiyi. China. Shotput.”
He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant.
The attendant says, “Very good, Mr. Fan Zhiyi. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information.”
The first guy gets inspired and grabs a small tree saplin

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