One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more.
Walking to the front door of Banta’s house, he knocked and waited. Banta opened the door.
“Excuse me,” he stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is.”
“Yeah? So?” Banta replied.
“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her brea
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Santa to Banta, “Whenever I am a few drinks down, a part of me says, “I can’t keep drinking like this!”
Banta: What’s the big deal. So stop dinking.
Santa: Hold on. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk!” Read more
Apni Bebasi Par Aaj Mujhe Rona Sa Aaya,
Doosro Ko Nahi Maine Apno Ko Azmaaya,
Har Dost Ki Tanhaayi Door Ki Akela Maine,
Lekin Khud Ko Har Mor Par Maine,
Tanha Hi Bas Tanha Paya !! Read more
Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
1st: Look at her breasts!
1st: Look at her legs!
1st: What is this all “Uhmm, uhmm”? Can you say something else?
2nd writes on a piece of paper: “I can’t, my tongue got hard.” Read more
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.” Read more
Me- jitne likes aapki beti k selfie pe ek mahine me aate hai utne likes mere post pe ke din me aa jate hai :3
Uncle- beta tum rehnedo tumse na ho payega -_- Read more
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho??
Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver
Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala
Tha..!! xD 😀 😛 Read more