Man 1: I am getting ….

Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?


Man 2: Get an ‘Irish Virginity Test’ Kit.


Man 1: What’s that?


Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.


Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?


Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue… and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The old couple were ….

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“That`s right,” said the old man, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, `It`s too big, it`s too big!`”

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Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu ….

Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu



Ranj Ki Jab Guftaguu Honay Lagi;

Aap Se Tum Tum Se Tu Honay Lagi;



Chahye Paighambar Dono Taraf;

Lutf Kia Jab Du-Ba-Du Honay Lagi;



Meri Ruswayi Ki Naubat Aagayi;

Unki Shohrat Qu-Ba-Qu Honay Lagi;



Be Niazi Badh Gayi Hai Is Qadar;

Aarzoo Ki Aarzoo Honay Lagi;



Ab To Mil Kar Dekhiye Kya Rang Ho;

Phir Hamari Justajuu Honay Lagi;



‘Daagh’ Itraaye Hue Phirtay Hain Aaj;

Shaayad Unki Aabruu Honay Lagi!

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