Santa called his son, “Pappu, if you don’t stop playing that trumpet, I think I’ll go crazy”.
Pappu replied cheekily, “I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!” Read more
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”
“Perfectly,” replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed…three minutes pass…seven minutes pass…and Judy was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. Sh
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Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Chudai Kar Rahe The.
Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”
Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola
Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”
Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“ Read more
2 mins of silence for those Bhutiye who used
to Comment write
Wow looking beautifull
Modeling k liye try karo
Model lag rahi ho
Tumse jada beatifull meine aaj tak nhi dekhi
on fake profiles 😀 Read more
Saas Apne Teeno Damado Ka Pyar Janane Ke Liye Dariya Mein Kud Gayi,
Ek Damad Ne Bachaya To Saas Ne Usko Maruti Car Gift Mein Di,
Dusre Din Phir Kud Gayi, Dusre Damad Ne Bachaya To Usko Motorcycle Di,
Teesre Din Fir Kud Gayi To Teesre Damad Ne Socha Ki Sirf Cycle Milegi Iss Liye Bachaya Nahi,
Agle Din Usko Mercedes Mili Jo Uske Sasur Ne Gift Di. Read more
GOLU:Apples Ka Rate Kya He
AppleWala:100 Rs K 12
GOLU:Kuch Kam Karo Na Plz
AppleWala: Accha Aap 100 Ka 10 Lelo
GOLU:Thank U.. De Do. Read more
A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”
So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”
The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She
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