Pappu ped se gira or uski gand phat gyi…
Hospital mein Nurse taankay lagane ayi or poocha: kitni khuli rakhun ?
Pappu Dard se taraptay huey:
“G Jitni apki hey.”
Nurse 3 inch aur phaarh k chali gyi…
Gand phatti ho to b soch smajh k bolna chahiay, Read more
A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000.
He didn’t want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.
The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man’s house.
He screamed at the professor, “You
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KAMAAL KA SAWAAL:
Teacher: Bataao Khet Me Tatti Kartey
Waqt Pehle Susu Kyu Aata Hai ??
Student: Taaki Paad Maartey Waqt
Mitti Na Uddey….!! Read more
This 70 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile then says, “You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”
She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 70 year-old ass?”
She says, “Well, your name never came up.” Read more
“Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se
hone ka samay aa gaya hai”
“Par kyun biggboss?”
“Kuch nahi; bass yuhi” :v 😀 😛 Read more
The newly-married daughter-in-law demurely told her mother-in-law, “Mum! I want to know about the customs here.”
The mother-in-law said, “Yes Yes, go ahead!”
“How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?” the daughter-in-law enquired.
“Why ? after nine months,” told the mother-in-law, struck by her daughter-in-law`s innocence.
“But,” declared the daughter-in-law, “At my father`s place, they do it after six months, and for the first time, I shall follow their custom.” Read more
Tum Se Wabastgi Ka Ye Aalam Hai;
Hum Woh Saans Nahi Lete Jisme Tumhari Yaad Na Ho! Read more