Rules for love:
For Men: You have to know her to love her!
For Women: You have to love him to know him! Read more
If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Read more
Interviewer: What’s your strength?
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What’s your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again! Read more
She: Tum clean shave me acche lagte ho 🙂
Me: tum bhi :v
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Hum Nahin Kehte Hamari
Hum Nahin Kehte Hamari, Teri Duniya Ho Jaye;
Itne Rangon Mein Koi Rang Toh Apna Ho Jaye;
Ishq Woh Turfa-Balaa Hai Ke Kare Jis Ki Talb;
Us Ko Maloom Na Ho, Sheher Mein Charcha Ho Jaye;
Do Sitaron Ko Jo Dekhoon Teri Ankhein Ban Jayein;
Chand Ko Dheyan Mein Laaon Tera Chehra Ho Jaye;
Har Dora Hai Yeh Nigehbaan Khari Hai Kismat;
Kaise Mumkin Hai Ke Har Shasks Ka Socha, Ho Jaye;
Hum Ko Har Bazm Mein, Har Haal Mein Sach Kehna Hai;
Sheher Ka Sheher Khafaa Hota Hai, Acha Ho Jaye;
Ishq Woh Kaar-e-M
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Joke from China:
What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
Lee Hui Read more