Two Crocodiles were ….

Two Crocodiles were sitting by the side of the swamp near the river.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age. We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”

“Well,” said the big Croc, “What have you been eating?”

“Generals, same as you,” replied the small Croc.

“Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?”

“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the HQ Building.”

“Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?”

“Well, I crawl up under one of their staff cars and wait for one to

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Once a Minister went ….

Once a Minister went to the Mental Asylum to see the condition of the people kept there. He saw that some had gone from bad to worse and some were improving. After inspecting some he came to a corner and saw Banta, who was sitting rather quietly.

He went to him and asked him, “How are you ?”

Banta calmly replied, “I am fine, what about you Sir”.

The Minister was quite surprised at the reply. The Minister asked him many questions about General knowledge and to his surprise Banta answered them all right.

The surprised Minister told him, “You dont seem to be mad then why are you kept here.”

Banta replied, “Even I’m unable to under

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Santa came home earl ….

Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto’s lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.

“What’s that?” Santa husband asked.

“Nothing, darling. Just jackets.”

After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.

“What the hell is that?”

“I’m telling you, just jackets.”

A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.

“I’ll check it,” Santa said. “You’ll regret it if it’s not jackets.”

Santa yanked the closet’s door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the

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