One day this guy not ….

One day this guy noticed that a new couple, Banta and Preeto, had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that Preeto liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more.

Walking to the front door of Banta’s house, he knocked and waited. Banta opened the door.

“Excuse me,” he stammered, “but I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful your wife is.”

“Yeah? So?” Banta replied.

“Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her brea

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Two lesbians are wal ….

Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.

1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!

2nd: Uhmm, yummy!

1st: Look at her breasts!

2nd: Uhmm

1st: Look at her legs!

2nd: Uhmm

1st: What is this all “Uhmm, uhmm”? Can you say something else?

2nd writes on a piece of paper: “I can’t, my tongue got hard.”

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A young lady came ho ….

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.

She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”

“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.

“Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”

Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

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